Two days ago 我拍 妈妈马屁. Here's how:

Me: Hi Mom, tomorrow is Mother's Day. What're you going to do?

Mom: Oh, we're taking 婆婆 - my maternal grandmother - out to dinner. Tomorrow is 爱 妈妈 的 日子. (Tomorrow is the day we love our mothers...)

Me: Oh, Mom, don't say that. 每天 是爱 妈妈 的 日子! (Everyday is the day to love our mothers!)

Mom (ultra elated): Oh, you just made my day!

This is the same woman who brainwashed me with the song 世界 只有 妈妈好 since I was a kid.